FUN WITH MATH JOKES AND RIDDLES -If you want to add a new one, let a teacher know
Student: I failed every subject except for algebra.Teacher: How did you keep from failing that ? Student: I didn't take algebra !
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy !
Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !
Student: Teacher, I can't solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one. Student: No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten !
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's goodPupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ? Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !
Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?Class: At once !
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?None, they were all copycats !
RIDDLES
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet. A man had two sons and named them both Ed. How come?
Two Eds (heads) are better than one. At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30). Can you spell a composition with two letters?
SA (essay).If you add 2-forget and 2-forget, what do you get?
4-gotten. Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
EZ. If you put three ducks in a carton, what do you get?
A box of quackers. How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
A horse has four legs (forelegs) in front and two behind ||
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy !
Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !
Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
RIDDLES
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet.
A man had two sons and named them both Ed. How come?
Two Eds (heads) are better than one.
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Can you spell a composition with two letters?
SA (essay).If you add 2-forget and 2-forget, what do you get?
4-gotten.
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
EZ.
If you put three ducks in a carton, what do you get?
A box of quackers.
How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
A horse has four legs (forelegs) in front and two behind ||